Social Distancing Tips with Disney Heroes

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The Little Mermaid

The Little Mermaid: I wanna be where the people are—

The WHO, assorted world leaders: First of all, no

Beauty and the Beast

Lumiere: Be our guest, be our guest
Put our service to the test
Tie your napkin ’round your neck, cherie
And we provide the rest…

The WHO, assorted world leaders: Hard no

Frozen

Elsa: It’s funny how some distance
makes everything seem small
And the fears that once controlled me
can’t get to me at all…

The WHO, assorted world leaders: First of… actually… good job

The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Quasimodo: No face as hideous as my face
Was ever meant for heaven’s light
But suddenly an angel has smiled at me
And kissed my cheek without a trace of fright…

The WHO, assorted world leaders: Sorry, but no

Aladdin

Aladdin: I can open your eyes,
take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways and under…

The WHO, assorted world leaders: Definitely no

Aladdin: … on a magic carpet ride?

The WHO, assorted world leaders:
should you need to buy food
you can ride side by side
If your carpet is wide
enough for social distancing

All: a whole new world
a world in which we stay inside
nobody touches you
and I will woo
you from a distance while we stay inside

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